Chef Michael Crouch won't wear this captain's uniform when he cooks a 10-course Titanic recreation meal for 70 guests Thursday night.

Just one look at the 10-course menu for Bistro 1860s Thursday night Titanic dinner evokes a twist on that famous line from the movie “Jaws”: You’re gonna need a bigger gut. It is a full-on heapin’ helpin’ of food and history all in a single spot.

“That’s what they ate that night,” said Michael Crouch, the restaurant’s executive chef and partner. And at least that last meal for some was a dandy. “They went down full and watered.”

Curious about what arguably is one of the most famous final meals ever consumed, Crouch began researching its particulars. When he read of its breadth and depth, he knew no one would try recreating at home and concluded, “So why not make it here?”

The Thursday night dinner, which starts with a 6 p.m. cocktail hour followed by dinner at 7, is one in a long string of themed meals done at the restaurant. At 10 courses, the Titanic event could rival the three-hour table time logged at last year’s Death Row Dinner, a 12-course belt busting, diet-wrecking repast, but Crouch is predicting it can be done in less. No matter how you cut it, guests will need to block out a lot of time.

By modern standards, the menu (click here to see the full lineup) is far from daring, but preparing those classics well is no mean feat. Crouch, a chef not prone to following defined technique, will go old school in cooking the food appropriately to the period.

“It’s a tip of the hat to traditional dishes,” he said. “So, no, I’m not giving it my own twist.”

He said he also wants diners to enjoy traveling back in time to get a feel for what upscale dining was like 105 years ago. And one can certainly do that digging into dishes like consommé Olga; cream of barley; chicken Lyonnaise; vegetable marrow farcie; roast duckling with apple sauce; and peaches in chartreuse jelly.

“There’s some boiled rice on there, so I’m pretty sure I’ll put my twist on that,” Crouch allowed. “But for the most part, I’ll keep them pretty traditional.”

Though the Titanic’s first-class passengers enjoyed wines paired with each course, he chose not to do that to “avoid any sticker shock.” And given that the cost of the dinner is $145, sans tax and gratuity, one can see what he means. Still, if someone simply must have 10 pairings, they can choose from a suggested list to be shared that night.

For the event, Crouch said the dining room’s tables will be decorated with tablecloths, napery and flowers exactly like those seen in photos from the Titanic. He’ll have a live string quartet playing throughout dinner—“Maybe I’ll make them wear life jackets,” he joked—and all guests are encouraged to wear period-correct clothing.

“I want make it as exact as possible without the death,” Crouch said.

Asked if he’d wear the captain’s uniform he wore in the photo for the event’s advertising, Crouch laughed and said no.

“I can’t cook in that damn thing,” he said. “That would be horrible.”

To make reservations, call 502-618-1745. The restaurant is located 1765 Mellwood Ave.

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Steve Coomes is a restaurant veteran turned award-winning food, spirits and travel writer. In his 25-year career, he has edited and written for multiple national trade and consumer publications including Nation's Restaurant News and Southern Living. He is a feature writer for Edible Louisville & The Bluegrass, Whisky Magazine, and The Bourbon Review. The author of two books, "Country Ham: A Southern Tradition of Hogs, Salt & Smoke," and the "Home Distiller's Guide to Spirits," he also serves as a ghostwriter for multiple clients.